Harry Styles will get beaten up to kiss you

Whatever tickles your pickle, Hazza...

When you look like Harry Styles and your job is being in One Direction of course it’s going to be hard to pull girls. In fact we’d go as far to say that being in the band is a girl repellent. Poor lamb.
So you can understand why Hazza is feeling a little lonely and single.

“I like having a girlfriend, someone I can spoil, or call up in the middle of the night and just talk to,” he told HollywoodLife. “I like getting close to someone like that.”

Harry is so desperate to have someone to make late night, breathy phone calls to that he’d let himself get beaten up for the privilege.

“I don’t mind getting a black eye or a broken arm for a girl as long as she’s there to kiss it after.”
Alright then Harry, come over here. We’ll smack you in the face, stamp on your arm and then let you give us a peck on the cheek. You should count yourself lucky.